Matt, did you know that scientists have located a food that is guaranteed to
stop a womans sex drive?
It's called "wedding cake"...
In all seriousness, we wish you the best. I wouldn't be happy at all
without my better half, it's been 20 years and just gets better.
Cal & Julie Hyer
----- Original Message -----
From: Sam Parthemer <rtdkota@yahoo.com>
To: <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
Sent: Monday, February 28, 2000 9:36 AM
Subject: Re: DML: Gettin Married!!!
> BA HA HA HA... I am not the ONLY one that got sucked
> into this one!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! My wife did the same
> thing, except bought it without my knowledge (about 3
> years ago). Then I get a payment book in the mail one
> day... "What the Fxxx?" "$92.65 for what?" Then she
> let in on the little secret she picked up 3 months
> earlier (90 days, no interest, blah blah blah).
>
> She hadn't even used it. We COULDN'T return it, so I
> told the guy who did the pressure sale: I'll pay half
> right now, and in 2 weeks you'll get the second half.
> No interest, no NADA. Otherwise I'll throw it through
> your front window of your store.
>
> So, $1500 later... We too have a Kirby Vacuum. It IS
> a nice vaccuum, and we will NEVER own another vaccuum
> as long as we live. RIGHT DEAR?? We have the carpet
> cleaning kit too, and I plan on using that on my RT's
> interior for cleaning, etc. etc. Basically it's a
> real expensive, self propelled, stand up, shop vac.
>
> I was the fool that got the guy to the house too.
> "Sir, you have received a free carpet cleaning, blah
> blah blah". I agreed, but wasn't home when the puke
> arrived. They have called twice since then "Sir, you
> have received a free carpet..." "I ALREADY HAVE one
> of your damn Kirby Vaccuums, so stop calling here, or
> I'll contact the BBB to report your sneaky sales
> tactics." "Click!"
>
> You own it know, so enjoy it. Still, I figure I could
> have purchased 7 $200 Eureka vaccuums over the years
> and paid less money. Oh well, enjoy our
> supercharger.
>
> My wife is my supercharger :P
> (ducking--running--ducking)
>
> Sam '00 RT
>
>
> --- mmuegge@okstate.edu wrote:
> > DMLer's,
> >
> > I am getting married tomorrow, February 29th at 3:30
> > pm. Wish me luck.
> > I've actually succeeded in getting married on a day
> > that cuts down on the
> > number of anniversaries I'll hafta
> > remember......haha. If I will actually
> > get away with that one remains to be see.
> >
> > DAK CONTENT:
> > Last Friday I came home to find my beautiful
> > wife-to-be engaged in an
> > in-depth demo of a brand new Kirby vacuum cleaner
> > with all the attachments.
> > She had the paperwork all filled out and ready for
> > me to sign. Being the
> > loving husband-to-be that I am I signed.
> > Unbeknownst to me this beast is
> > going to wind up costing me like $1200. I've talked
> > to a few people about
> > their opinion of Kirby's and have gotten some mixed
> > responses. How many of
> > you DMLer's out there own a Kirby and how happy with
> > it are you? OK here's
> > the dak content: I got the lil woman to agree that
> > as soon as the new
> > vacuum is paid for I can buy a supercharger for my
> > truck.......can we get a
> > resounding WOO HOO!!! So here in about a year or so
> > I'll be posting some
> > supercharger questions.
> >
> > Later All,
> > Matt Mueggenborg
> > 97 Black CC Sport V6
> > www.ionet.net/~mmuegge_osu (Click on "pictures" and
> > then "my truck")
> >
> >
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