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Subject: Let-go!
Too funny not to share .....
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A hip young man went and bought the best car available: a 2000 Ferrari GTO.
It is also the most expensive car in the world and it costs him $500,000.
He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man on a Moped
(both looking about 75 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks
over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "what kind of car ya' got there,
sonny?" The young man replies, "A 2000 Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million
dollars!"
That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because, this car can do up to 320 mph!" states the young dude proudly.
The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem,"
replies the owner.
So the old man pokes his head into the window and looks around. Then
sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all
right!"
Just then, the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man just
what his car can do. He floors it; within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads
160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to
be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly,
WHHOOOOSSSHHH! something whips by him, going much faster! "What on earth
could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the young man asks himself. Then
ahead of him, he see a dot coming toward him. WHHOOOOSSSHHH! It goes by
again, heading the opposite direction! AND, it looked like the old man on
the moped! "Couldn't be!" thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a
Ferrari?"
But again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! WHOOOSH! KaBbblMMM! It
plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man
jumps out and it IS the old man!!! He runs up to the mangled old man and
says, "Oh
my God! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers with his dying breath, "Unhook my suspenders for your
side-view mirror ..."
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