Hang in there,buddy! Women can sometimes fail to understand a man`s need
for quality time spent with a vehicle.I recommend taking her in the Dak
to buy jewelry,and drive her to the mall often.This way she will develop
a sense of fondness and familiarity.She will thus begin to associate the
Dakota with pleasant thoughts (for her) like spending money and things
that sparkle when she wears them.Also keep in mind that although you
love her AND your Dak,it`s not the same kind of love.For instance,you
CANNOT have sexual intercourse with your Dak.Attempting to do so will
cause HORRIBLE exhaust burns.Hope this helps.
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