one more for you guys:
Ricer oil change.
Pick up two Ricer buddies.
Drive to Ricer's-R-Us.
Get new sticker, for oil, that your not using.
Drive home.
Wash car.
Everyone admires the car.
Lift hood and let buddy's drool over the half-engine, in there.
Dream of how much faster car will be with new sticker,
while wiping buddy's drool off engine, there-by cleaning it.
Carefully place new Oil sticker, next to old Oil sticker.
Step back and admire car.
Change ET time still on windshield from 19.2 to 18.1.
Feel pseudo machismo swell with anticipation of only loosing by,
5 seconds... to a Pacer Station Wagon.
Sneak the car(?) in to Jiffy lube the next day cause you cant find the
drain plug!
Is this a great country or what!
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