My favorites are 7 and 18 hehe.
Alex
Will Coughlin wrote:
> 35 REASONS WHY TRUCKS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
>
> 1. Trucks don't get pregnant.
>
> 2. You can drive your Truck any time of the month.
>
> 3. Trucks don't have parents.
>
> 4. Trucks don't whine unless something is really
> wrong.
>
> 5. You can share your Truck with your friends.
>
> 6. Trucks don't care how many other Trucks you've
> ridden.
>
> 7. When driving, you and your Truck can arrive at the
> same time.
>
> 8. Trucks don't care how many other Trucks you have.
>
> 9. Trucks don't care if you look at other Trucks.
>
> 10. Trucks don't care if you buy Truck magazines.
>
> 11. You'll never hear, "Surprise! You're going to own
> a new
> Truck!"...unless you go out and get it yourself.
>
> 12. If your Truck goes flat, you can fix it.
>
> 13. If your Truck is too loose, you can tighten it.
>
> 14. If your Truck is misaligned, you don't have to
> discuss politics
> with it.
>
> 15. You can have a Truck of color and still bring it
> home to your
> parents.
>
> 16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works
> on your Truck.
>
> 17. If you say bad things to your Truck, you don't
> have to apologize
> before you drive it again.
>
> 18. You can drive your Truck as long as you want and
> it won't get
> sore.
>
> 19. You can stop driving your Truck as soon as you
> want and it won't
> get frustrated.
>
> 20. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old
> Truck after you
> dump it.
>
> 21. Trucks don't get headaches.
>
> 22. Trucks don't insult you if you're a bad driver.
>
> 23. Your Truck never wants a night out with the other
> Trucks.
>
> 24. Trucks don't care if you're late.
>
> 25. You don't have to take a shower before you ride
> your Truck.
>
> 26. If your Truck doesn't look good, you can paint it
> or get better
> parts.
>
> 27. You can drive your Truck the first time you meet
> it, without
> having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its
> mother.
>
> 28. The only protection you have to wear when driving
> your Truck is
> a decent seat belt.
>
> 29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a
> great drive you
> had the last time you were in your Truck.
>
> 30. Your Truck is never embarrassed to go topless in
> public.
>
> 31. You only have to feed your Truck when you use it.
>
> 32. A rocky relationship with your Truck is actually
> fun.
>
> 33. Trucks don't care how much money you spend on
> them.
>
> 34. You never have to worry about your Truck spending
> your money.
>
> 35. You don't have to remember your Truck's birthday,
> when you first
> met, or anniversaries.
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