This couple had only been married for two weeks.
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait
to go out into town and party with his old buddies,
so he says to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back..."
"Where are you going coochy cooh...?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife says to him, "You want a beer my love?"
Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows
him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries:
Germany,Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that
he can think of saying is, "Yes, loolie loolie...but the bar....
you know...the frozen glass..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, when the wife interrupts him
by saying, "You want a frozen glass puppy face?"
She takes a huge beer mug out of the freezer so frozen that
she was getting chills holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, says, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at
the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really
delicious...won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres poochi pooh?" She opens the oven and
takes out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres:
chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But sweet honey...at the bar...you know...the swearing, the dirty
words and all that..."
"You want dirty words cutie pie?...HERE, DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN
YOUR FROZEN FUCKING MUG, AND EAT YOUR FUCKING SNACKS,
BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT ASSHOLE?!!"
Fermin Lizalde Jr.
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