Re: Re: This will ruin your day....

From: Steven T. Ekstrand (cyberlaw@earthlink.net)
Date: Sun Oct 22 2000 - 15:33:58 EDT


What's the point of buying lame Dodges??? That only encourages the current
cost cutting and fosters mediocrity!

Everyday go into a dealer and test drive an R/T....Tell the salesman its
lame and your buying a Ford Lightning. Have your wife drive a Stratus R/T
and declare she'll buy two if it was RWD and had a HEMI in it!!!

LEAVE
RINSE
Go to the next dealer!!!
REPEAT

Sales drop!

Dealers across the country demand performance oriented models from DC
because they are losing customers who suddenly, mysteriously are demanding
rocketship performance!!! DC responds on an accelerated timetable we all
buy new cars and trucks and tell are friends and they buy and suddenly all
is well with world. The arab conflict ends, gas prices go down, major
retailers reintroduce high octane pump gas. Drag Strips open everywhere
and people turn off the television and go hang out at drive-in restaurants
with car (truck) hops on rollerskates and short skirts! (DTOA Saturday
night flashback???)

-STE



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