LOL!!! Jack you have waaaaaaaaay too much time on your hands.... ;-)
Greg
2K1 Neon ES
Rahway NJ
ICQ: 283886
http://24.6.89.18/neon
>
> Steve -
>
> First off, your problem is the Crunch Berries themselves. I
> personally
> favor the Cap'N Crunch Peanut Butter cereal, which affords me
> the luxury of
> not worrying about different colored 'berries' as they are
> all the same.
> The only problem I have wit them is that if you get too many
> in your mouth
> at once, they rub the roof of your mouth raw. My solution is
> to let the
> Cap'N Crunch sit in the milk for about 15 minutes, which gives 'The
> Soggies' time to get settled, and thus allows me to force as
> many pieces
> into my mouth as possible, without fear of causing undoe harm
> to the roof
> of my mouth.
> Now here's what you do about the split bag:
> 1) Remove the Windshield Washer Bottle from your Dak.
> 2) Empty contents of said bottle.
> 3)Sniff bottle to check and see if it's safe to eat from.
> 4)If it is not safe to eat from, wipe it out with a shop rag
> (preferably
> clean) and then continue. If it is safe to eat from, skip
> this step and go
> on to step # 5.
> 5) Using your new Magnum Performance $5k throttle body with "secret
> ingredients", funnel the berries into the washer bottle. If
> you notice any
> oil residue on the TB before you start, ignore it, it will help your
> digestive tract.Make sure to get the berries floating around
> in the box as
> well.WASTE NOT, WANT NOT!
> 6) With the bottle now full of berries, use the same TB to
> pour the correct
> amount of milk in the bottle. Usually i would say almost a
> gallon, but with
> the berries in the bottle, probably closer to half of a gallon.
> 7) Close the lid on the bottle and shake vigorously for 30 seconds.
> 8) Allow the concoction to sit for about 15 minutes.
> 9) Open the lid, pour in bowl, and enjoy!
> 10) Place lid back on bottle and store mixture either in
> fridge or back in
> vehicle. If installing back in Dak, remember not to hit the
> Washer button
> as the effects of Crunch Berry Saturated Milk have not been
> evaluated at
> this time.
>
> I hope this helps you out, Steve.
>
> BTW - For those of you about to bitch about this having no
> Dak content,
> take a pill and waste your breathe on something useful.
>
>
> At 11:37 AM 11/18/00 -0500, you wrote:
> >I`m not having a good couple of days,here. I just tried to
> peel open the
> >top of the bag inside my brand new box of Crunch Berries
> (tm),and SPLIT
> >the bag clear down to the bottom of the box!! Now I`ve got renegade
> >berries falling haphazardly down the side of the bag,into
> the box! Has
> >anyone had this problem before? Also,when did they start
> utilizing the
> >blue and purple berries? TIA. Steve P........WAIT! DAK
> >content......have an appointment on the 27th for them to connect the
> >co-pilot to my Dak! We`ll see what that does.
> >
> >99 Dakota Sport Intense Blue RC 4X4 V6 42RE 3.92 Anti-Spin
> w/Infinity CD
> >system and optional hand-crank windows (2) 3923 Autolite
> spark plugs
> >Big Blue Ram sticker in the slider window that intimidates
> people into
> >establishing a safe following distance
>
>
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