Hahahahahahha This one should be on the blue oval forum page...
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-----Original Message-----
From: Mike Styer [mailto:dakotamike@netzero.net]
Sent: Tuesday, December 19, 2000 3:40 PM
To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
Subject: DML: Newsflash from FORD-Joke:)
Mike Styer wrote:
> ---NEWSFLASH-12-18-00---Ford recommends Mustang owners avoid Dodge Dakotas
of any make and year to avoid worsening of design flaws that keep the engine
from producing needed power. Ford representatives have been quoted as
saying, "In most driving circumstances, the flaw turns what would be a
pleasant sports car into a brick on the road...A slow one...We just can't
keep up with those damn Dakota's and their mighty Magnums..."
>
> Many late model Mustang owners have compained about "country boy trucks
with all sorts of {expletive}in the back" being quicker, faster, and
generally showing up their own lighter, more aerodynamic sports cars. Ford
blames the manufacturer of the engine control modules, initially designed
for the Ford Escort, but used in Mustang V6-V8 equipped autos for
undisclosed reasons.
>
> Under criticism for an unprecedented number of recalls in the past year,
Ford refuses to recall estimated 5 million cars affected by this warning,
stating, "...There's just nothing we can do. The Ford Motor Company cannot
afford to replace alost 5 million engines for the 4.7L Cobra engines. Not
that we want to, I mean, it's not like we car about our customers. They
should be happy with wha they have. It's not like their drving Pointiac
Aztecs..."
>
> (This newsflash is a joke. I accept no responsibility for people who
would think this is serious. Those people would be idiots...:)
>
> Mike S. 93 Dak
> "SaveChyrsler.com"-Voice your opinion and help save a part of American
history from corporate downsizing.
>
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