Well, there's beauty in women of all shapes, sizes,
personalities and color. So why not refer to our
vehicles as female.
--- ABeerCan@aol.com wrote:
> Ever notice how we refer to our autos as "she"? I
> personally call mine that
> cause she can be like a woman:
> 1) Tempermental about one week out of the month.
> 2) Can leak fluid for five days and not die.
> 3) If you don't press the right buttons, it will
> never get turned on.
> 4) You can throw lots of money at it and watch it
> disappear faster than you
> can throw the money.
> 5) As soon as you get the auto, might as well get a
> credit card in its name.
>
> <looking of shoulder making sure wife isn't looking>
> What other reasons can
> y'all come up with?
>
> Will
> p.s. I don't mean to offend any ladies on the list,
> just having some fun.
> d;o)
>
> "You better hope there is intelligent life out there
> somewhere,
> Cause I think we got cheated down here on Earth!"
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