How quaint! ROFL
Ron
00 PB SLT QC 4X2 5.9 46RE 3.92 LSD
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-----Original Message-----
From: owner-dakota-truck@BUFFNET.NET
[mailto:owner-dakota-truck@BUFFNET.NET]On Behalf Of Mike
Sent: Saturday, March 03, 2001 1:19 PM
To: dakota-truck-moderator@bent.twistedbits.net
Subject: Re: DML: things not to say to your woman
TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE FROM MEN WHO HAVE HAD ENOUGH :
Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up; you need it down. You don't
hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't
ask us. We refuse to answer.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not
quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet
again!
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with
it. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you
are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the
shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or thechanging of the tides. Let it
be.
Shopping is not a sport, and, no, we're never goingto think of it that way.
When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anythingyou wear is fine. Really.
You have enough clothes.
You have too many shoes.
Crying is blackmail.
Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one:
Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints don't work.
Really obvious hints don't work. Just say it!
We don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark
anniversaries on the calendar.
Peeing standing up is more difficult. We're bound
to miss sometimes.
Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you
think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of
thirty, would look good with your dress?
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to
almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help
solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.See a doctor.
Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
Check your oil.
It is neither in your best interest nor ours to takethe quiz together.
No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument. All comments become null and void after
7 days.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways,
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant
the other one.
Let us ogle. We're going to look anyway; it'sgenetic.
You can either tell us to do something OR tell ushow to do something,
butnot both.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to
say during commercials.
ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach is a fruit,
not a color.
If it itches, it will be scratched.
Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing," we
will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying,
but it's just not worth the hassle.
P.S. What the hell is a doily?
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