>Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from
>their throats.
>
>They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about current cattle
>prices.
>
>Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to
>cough.
>
>After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
>
>One of the cowboys looks at her and says,
>
>"Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head, no.
>
>"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.
>
>The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks
>down her panties
>
>and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of
her
>back.
>
>The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
>flies
>
>out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again,
>
>the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.
>
>His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick" maneuver,
>
>but I ain't never seen nobody do it before".
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