Re: Humor for the list

From: Jon Smith (jon@fast4x4.net)
Date: Wed May 02 2001 - 00:24:40 EDT


dang man, you done went and forgot the 26 people that reply to complain
about so much quoting :)

On 2001.05.01 20:03 AlexReed wrote:
> lol.....lol............lol................lol..................lol.............................lol..................................lol
>
> Oh, my god, my side hurt from the laughter......hehehe.....lol.........I
> loved
> it...........lol.......etc.
> Keep up the good work, that was great.
>
> AR
>
> Will wrote:
>
> > Q: How many list/board members does it take to change a spark plug?
> >
> > A: 1,445:
> >
> > 1 to change the spark plug and to post
> that
> > the sparkplug has been changed.
> >
> > 14 to share similar experiences of
> changing
> > spark plugs and how the spark plug could have been
> > changed differently.
> >
> > 7 to caution about the dangers of
> changing
> > spark plugs.
> >
> > 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors
> in
> > posts about changing spark plugs.
> >
> > 53 to flame the spell checkers.
> >
> > 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.
> >
> > 6 to argue over whether it's
> "sparkplug" or
> > "spark plug" and another 6 to condemn those 6 as
> > anal-retentive..
> >
> > 156 to write to the administrator about
> the
> > spark plug discussion and its inappropriateness.
> >
> > 109 to post that the list/forum is not
> > about spark plugs and to please take the discussion to sparkplug
> > flamelist-l/personal mail.
> >
> > 203 to demand cross posting about
> changing
> > spark plugs be stopped/it is good debate for the board.
> >
> > 111 to defend the posting saying that
> we
> > all use spark plugs and therefore the posts *are* relevant.
> >
> > 306 to debate which method of changing
> > spark plugs is superior, where to buy the best spark plugs,
> > what brand of spark plugs work best for
> > this technique and what brands are faulty.
> >
> > 41 to point out that not all of us use
> > spark plugs, representing diesel owners.
> >
> > 58 to question why diesel owners are on
> a
> > non-diesel list/forum.
> >
> > 3 to comment about conversions to
> electric.
> >
> > 27 to post URLs where one can see
> examples
> > of different spark plugs.
> >
> > 14 to post that the URLs were posted
> > incorrectly and to post the corrected
> > URLs.
> >
> > 3 to post about links they found from
> the
> > URLs that are relevant to the list/board which therefore makes
> > spark plugs relevant to the list/board.
> >
> > 33 to link all posts to date, then
> quote
> > them including all headers and footers and then add "me too"
> >
> > 12 to post that they are unsubscribing
> > because they cannot handle the spark plug controversy.
> >
> > 19 to quote the "me too's" to say "me
> three".
> >
> > 4 to suggest that posters request the
> spark
> > plug FAQ.
> >
> > 44 to ask what is "FAQ".
> >
> > 4 to say "didn't we go through this
> already
> > a short time ago dealing with oil filters?".
> >
> > 143 to ask "what's an oil filter?".
> >
> > 66 Coronet 440 400-4 727
> > 73 Swinger /6 A999
> > Powermac G4 400
> > Powerbook 3400
>
>
>

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   Jon Smith
  Raleigh, NC
www.fast4x4.net
'94 CC 4x4 318
344rwhp/424rwtq
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