On Thu, 03 May 2001 14:17:49 -0400, xjruss@iwon.com ("Russ Borman")
wrote:
My favorite:
You might be a redneck if you've been married three times and still
have the same in-laws.
97 V6 Auto
e-mail mcrumley@airmail.net
It is well documented that for every mile
that you jog, you add one minute to your life.
This enables you, at age 85, to spend an
additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month.
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