Dakota parts will start to be delivered by air thru UPS and FedEx
again as the airplanes start flying.
new rules as airliners start flying....
close all knife shops at airports.....
the problem this time was the terrorists had knives and the passengers
did not.....
yeah this sounds like another completely bullpoop fix....
this means we will not be able to cut the filet mignon they serve us on
the airplane....next thing you know they will stop serving us decent
meals.
thank god...a terrorist won't be able to pull a plastic knife and take
over the flight.
tommorow fingernails will be required to be trimmed to 1/8 of an inch
before you are allowed to enter the airport.
next week you will be required to take out your shoe laces before
boarding.
arm the flight crew and keep the plastic knives.....
oh...too easy a fix......
rob lipinski
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