Ok...it's slightly off topic...but still funny. ;)
Subject: Stock Market Jitters
Some advice from a friend:
If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.
If you bought $1000 worth of Coors (the beer, not the stock) one
year ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit,
you would have $79.
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Dak Content: I drink Coors on weekend BBQ's while working on the truck. ;)
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