It may surprise everyone, but Bernd is not totally human...... Bernd is
actually the world's first human/supercomputer hybrid. Therefore, he is able
to respond to all e-mail instantly, even while the human side sleeps. He
also monitors all e-mail and electronics transmissions constantly and his
knowledge grows at an exponential rate! SOON HE WILL BE STRONG ENOUGH TO
TAKE OVER THE WORLD! AHHHH! SAVE YOURSELVES! THE END IS NEAR!
Mark Kuzia
flyboy01@mediaone.net
http://people.mw.mediaone.net/flyboy01/home.html
1995 Dakota 13.79 @ 102.45 mph "Fastdak"
~360ci, 5-spd, 8 3/4 rear / 3.90-SG
1994 Dakota 15.36 @ 91.56 mph
~318ci, 5-spd, 3.90 LS (bone stock, no mods)
----- Original Message -----
From: "Michael Clark" <mikeclark357@hotmail.com>
To: <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
Sent: Monday, October 29, 2001 1:08 AM
Subject: Re: DML: VOTE: Does Bernd ever sleep ?
>
> Didn't you know?? Bernd has a time machine, he doesn't need to sleep. I
> see him reply to DML posts many times before the original message has even
> shown up yet!
>
> At the houston meet I thought I saw something that looked very much like a
> Flux Capacitor in his toolbox. Nitrous bottle... yeah right! That
explains
> why his tire marks were catching fire after the 1/8th......
>
> --Mike
> www.mikesdakota.com
>
>
> >From: "Eric Giblock" <egiblock@hotmail.com>
> >Reply-To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
> >To: dakota-truck-moderator@bent.twistedbits.net
> >Subject: DML: VOTE: Does Bernd ever sleep ?
> >Date: Mon, 29 Oct 2001 00:44:53 -0600
> >
> >always see posts from bernd always a couple of min after the original
> >post... just wanted to see what other people think...
> >
> >Do Bernd ever sleep ?? Vote now !
> >
> >:)
> >
> >
> >
> >--
> >--
> >eric giblock
> >student / webdesigner
> >www.gibsdakota.com
> >egiblock@hotmail.com
> >
> >
>
>
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