haha thats good...
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----- Original Message -----
From: "KenCo" <ken@kencofish.com>
To: <dakota-truck-moderator@bent.twistedbits.net>
Sent: Sunday, December 22, 2002 11:26 AM
Subject: DML: OT Santa and FAA
>
>
> saw this on another newsgroup :)
>
>
>
> Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal
> Aviation
> Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA
> examiner arrived.
>
> In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the
> reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork
> was in order.
>
> The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He check the reindeer
> harnesses,
> the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's
> weight and balance calculations for sled's enormous payload.
>
> Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and fastened
> his seatbelt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the
> examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun.
>
> "What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously.
>
> The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but
> you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."
>
>
>
>
>
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