Did someone say "speed holes"? To quote a semi-rececnt South Park:
"Simpsons already did it"
From http://www.snpp.com/episodes/2F12.html
Salesman: Well I can't _give_ you the car, Krusty, but I _can_ let you
have this little number for practically nothing: only
$38,000.
[bullets hit the car]
Homer: [suspicious] Hey, what are all these holes?
Salesman: [quickly] These are speed holes. They make the car go
faster.
Homer: Oh, yeah. Speed holes!
[bullets riddle the car and smash the windshield]
Salesman: You want my advice? I think you should buy this car.
I should get a prize - I managed to quote both The Simpsons and South
Park, in a coherent train of thought, in a single post. :P
Kyle Vanditmars wrote:
> Wanna see drastic weight loss?
>
> This guy cut "speed holes" in the unibody of his car in an attempt to
> lighten the thing...
>
> "hole sawed a lot of holes in rear trunk/frame rail area (wore out 4 hole
> saws and one new drill)
> gutted trunk floor and removed fuel cell, floor replaced with 20 thousands
> thick aluminum"
>
> oh my.
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