I have a million on me already, but then...so does she....
Rascal
-----Original Message-----
From: owner-dakota-truck@bent.twistedbits.net
[mailto:owner-dakota-truck@bent.twistedbits.net] On Behalf Of Kyle
Vanditmars
Sent: Tuesday, January 07, 2003 8:27 PM
To: dakota-truck-moderator@bent.twistedbits.net
Subject: DML: Re: RE: OT: A Little morning Humor.
I think the real question is:
Did she get you a life insurance policy for Christmas? ;-D
""Rick Barnes"" <barnesrv@attbi.com> wrote in message
news:001001c2b4cf$51eafda0$0200a8c0@sys15...
>
> Good point Sir Bill. Fact: The number one gift for women this
> Christmas? A gun. I bought my wife a new one too.
> Rascal
> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-dakota-truck@bent.twistedbits.net
> [mailto:owner-dakota-truck@bent.twistedbits.net] On Behalf Of
> SEMIHEMI01@aol.com
> Sent: Sunday, January 05, 2003 8:44 AM
> To: aol@dakota-truck.net
> Subject: DML: OT: A Little morning Humor.
>
>
> Driving Math
> A Male Driver's Observation:
>
> I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut
right
> in
> front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the
shoulder
> to
> avoid hitting her.
>
> This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his
> window
> and flipped the woman off.
>
> "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.
>
> I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female
> does
> anything to me in traffic and here's why:
>
> I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96 miles each day.
>
> Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
>
> Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway so if you just
look
> at
> the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass a new car something like
> every 40
> feet per lane.
>
> That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982
cars
> every
> mile, or 31,424 cars.
>
> Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure
I
> pass
> at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like
> 36,000
> cars I pass every day.
>
> Statistically, half of these are driven by females, that's 18,000.
>
> In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having the worst day of
their
> period. That's 642.
>
> According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as
dissatisfying
> or
> unrewarding. That's 449.
>
> According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
> seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.
>
> 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
>
> According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry
> weapons
> and this number is increasing.
>
> This means, that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female
that
> has
> a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
> considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her period,
> and is
> armed.
>
> Flip one off?
>
> I think not. "Sir Bill"
>
> SEMIHEMI01@AOL.COM> KB SuperCharged, 4.7L, 2001, QC,
> http://hometown.aol.com/semihemi01/index.html <or>
> http://southernmopar.org/
>
>
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