You sure those weren't "speed holes?"
-- - Josh Lowered 2000 Dakota CC 3.9L"steve preston" <steves287dak@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:20030501021510.97236.qmail@web41809.mail.yahoo.com... > > Ed,you have had,what we call in this part of the > country,a "heck of a day". But have you seen a 1995 > Grand Prix destroyed by a pick axe? I did,today. > Windows all smashed out,the body Swiss-cheesed from > stem to stern with puncture holes,no radio,no door > panels. Demolished. The owner of the car lives in an > apartment above our shop,and he must have some friends > who are tired of waiting for their crack money or > something. A couple guys from the Pontiac dealership > across the street came over to see it,and they laughed > in amazement at the destruction.I told them,"There you > go.Typical GM product!" Steve P. > --- Olznut@aol.com wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Wow, what an afternoon, it all started at work when > > some guy in an 80's Ford > > p/u decides to pull over on the side of the freeway, > > and pass out. I pull up, > > look inside, and what do I see, he's slumped over > > the wheel, and holding a > > 24oz Coors in his right hand, funny sight. So I call > > the CHP and they come > > out and wake him up and he spilled the beer all over > > himself and gets hauled > > away for DWI. Later, 2 not so bright girls run out > > of gas in a pos Jetta, and > > after I got them started, I told them to wait for me > > to leave before they go. > > Well, they didn't, and pulled right out into > > oncoming traffic, which made > > some cars spin out to avoid a collision, and made me > > run the other direction > > (I was still out of the truck). Nobody else crashed > > thank god. A few hours > > later, some bozo in a new BMW conv runs out of gas > > in the slow lane of my > > freeway, throughly screwing up traffic until I > > showed up and gave him a > > gallon to get off. The guy had a totally ignorant > > attitude about it. One guy > > goes by and yells out the window "Nice going you > > f---ing idiot" I had to hold > > back the laughter and just gave him a thumbs up, out > > of Mr BMW's view, of > > course :) I then get off at 7 and coming home, a > > ricer Civic decides to play > > stop light speedway with me. No way, I let him have > > a taste of V8 Dak Quad > > Cab, jump out 2 cars, and I let off after a 2 Dak > > length, watch him buzz by > > and blow the next red light after he attempted to > > stop which only ended up > > with little screeches. Oh well, I wish every day was > > this fun........... > > > > Ed "Olznut" Halterman Sunland, Ca '01 Dakota Quad > > Cab SLT+ 4.7L 4x4 "Silver > > Streak" '66 Olds F-85 330 V-8, Intense Blue > > "Project Olds" Will Be Finished > > Sometime This Millenium!! > > > > > > > > > __________________________________ > Do you Yahoo!? > The New Yahoo! Search - Faster. Easier. Bingo. > http://search.yahoo.com
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