I think I can top Y'alls fire ant stories..
Imagine this.. You and your significant other had just finished dinner and
your a little loopy from all the alcohol you consumed with dinner. You
decide to go for a walk on the golf course. It's really romantic, the moons
out, the stars are bright, and the green on the golf course looked like a
good place to lay down and "look at the stars".. Well, just as soon as you
get the green light, all systems a go, you roll over into a fire ant bed..
Numbed ever so slightly from the alcohol, you don't realize what is taking
place until it's too late.. You jump to your feet screaming and slapping you
whole body! Not knowing what else to do y'all both go streaking across the
fairway to the pond on the other side..
Needless to say.. The only thing that got a piece of *$$ that night were
some pissed off fire ants..
--Hop
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