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On 3/14/2004 12:19 AM, Terrible Tom wrote:
|
| Jon wrote:
|
|> Sorry for the interruption, folks! Just need to test a list
function...
|>
|
| List function? New list function? Do we get a new function? Gee I
wonder
| what the new function is! Will the new function provide instant
tech
| support? Will the new function explain WTF "lolerwaffelskates" is or
WTF
| Josh smoked that made him say it? Oh cool a list function!! I can't
| wait to try it out!! Does it post our messages backwards to uncover
| hidden demonic phrases such as "deliver us unto the fiery depths of
| General Motors" or "Schrempp is SATAN!!!"? Will this list function
find
| me a girlfriend that doesn't call my truck a "van"? WIll it find me
a
| girlfriend at all? Will it keep my truck afloat at 3 am? Does it
give
| me super vision powers to see bodies of water below the horizon
line?
| Damn I wish I knew what this list function was that Jon was
testing...
| is it a new method of detecting if there is a loose nut behidn the
| wheel? Is this list function finger lickin' good? Will this list
| function tell me if my underware needs to be changed? Arugh the
suspense
| is killing me! Please what is this list function!?! *twitch* OH
OH! I
| know - this list function prevents andy from stalling out his truck
and
| making dead on perfect shifts every time! Right? Hmmmmmm Perhaps
this
| list function Jon is testing is some new super horsepower augmenter
that
| will magically give us all 440 CI fuel injected engines... Will
this
| list function seek out new life and boldly go where no list function
has
| gone before? Or is this list function just a rehash of old rerun
list
| functions that are based off a punch card computer system? Will
this
| list function be good to the last drop? Are batteries not included
with
| this list function? Is some assembly required for this list
function?
| Does this list function enlarge male reproductive organs?? DAMN I
wanna
| know! Does this list function tell who shot JFK? It is a chihauha
that
| sits and sayd "Yo quiro List Functions?"
|
| ARRRRUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!
If you put even 10% of this energy into yer trucks, they'd all be on
the
road 100% :P
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- -andy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
naw you got it backwards, it's putting *THIS* much effort that gets him
in so much trouble......
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