The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite fighting group
called the U.S. Redneck Special Forces (U.S.R.S.F).
These Redneck boys, Bubba, Hoss, Cooter, and Bo will be dropped
behind enemy lines with the following information about the Iraqi
terrorists:
1. The season opened last weekend.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. Some are queer.
6. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The war should be over in a week
Norah Bleazard http://www.bleazard.net Burlington, Ontario
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