jon@dakota-truck.net wrote:
> Gary Hedlin <superdak@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> : Jon wrote:
> :> Ok, something is broken... Just trying to figure out what is going
> :> on here. (Attempt #2)
> :>
> :>
> : Crap... I forgot my #2 pencils at work....can we mark our anwsers on the
> : test?? :)
>
>
> Only if you wish to fail the test! You may rent or purchase
> a #2 pencil from me if you wish. Fee schedule follows:
>
> Pencil rental, per hour: $59.95
> Pencil rental, per day: $999.95
> Pencil purchase, outright: $24,900
> Pencil purchase, financed: $767.79/month, 5 years, $300 app. fee.
>
> All pencils are provided unsharpened. Sharpening fees are
> $125/hour, 30 minute minimum. I will use an electric pencil
> sharpener at customer's request, for an additional fee. Any
> necessary repairs will be charged at book rate. Not responsible
> for any direct or indirect monetary or emotional damages which
> may occur due to pencil damage or theft, including losses or
> damages caused by gross negligence. Additional terms and conditions
> may apply, see store for details.
>
>
Dude, that's freaking hilarious! I'll be sharing that one with all my
friends.
-- - Josh Lowered 2000 Dakota CC 3.9L Above Statement Not True ^^^^^ www.omg-stfu.com
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