Thanks, Gene! Your story was a GREAT way to start my Monday. Keep the
hammer down!
Richard in San Antonio
On Sat, 7 Mar 1998 09:33:11 EST DodgeBoyz3 <DodgeBoyz3@AOL.COM> writes:
>OK, guys and gals, heres what I go through every day!!!!!
>
>Two weeks ago on the way home from work one of the usual things
>happen. A
>slammed Brand -X truck w/ 17" wheels and some aftermarket pipes chases
>me down
>on SH146 near Baytown, Tx.
>
>The guy pulls up beside me and revs his engine(we are going about
>75mph),I
>just keep cruising, not even looking at him. Well I step on the pedal
>and off
>I go=========================================================
>He is falling fast, so I let off the gas and he comes flying past me
>at about
>80.
>
>He takes the next exit ramp and I follow. While on the ramp, I notice
>his
>right rear tire looks a bit low(course they are 17's, so its hard to
>tell). As
>I get closer, yeppers, its low alright!!!! About then it blows!!!
>Rubber flys
>off and its getting dark so naturally I see sparks too! Well as I pull
>past
>him I see the tire has crushed his 1/4 panel behind the wheel well and
>his
>billet rim is history!!!! The truck had a steep drop, probably at
>least 5-8 or
>so, and I imagine the underside was dragging roadway too! I'm sure he
>was
>pissed
>
>As I passed him I blew my horn a couple of times(meep, meep-69 Road
>Runner
>Horn)
>
>Story #2
>
>The other day I was taking a co-worker home(he has 98 T/A)we were
>talking
>about how kewl it will be when we get our two matching 98 R/T's. We
>were
>laughing at this guy in a new shivvy X-cab who was trying real hard to
>catch
>us in traffic. He would get up beside us and rev his flowmaster(?)and
>we would
>just die laughing!!!! Finally he positions himself beside me at the
>red light
>and my partner sez"take this dude out, I'm tired of listening to him".
>Green
>light GO!!! Well needless to say the poor bastard didn't have a
>chance, I
>smoked him from green light to the next Red light(bout 3/4mi).
>
>We stopped at the next light and he is there revving that Vortech
>again!! My
>bud and I looked at each other and said the same thing"not again"!
>Normally,
>once is enough for me and the competition but what the hell, Guess
>this dude
>is a slow learner. Green light, off we go
>again====================================.
>
>About 2/3rds of the way through 2nd gear(auto)my bird dog barks LASER
>AHEAD!!!!!!!! Now w/ the 3.90 axle ratio, all I do is step out of the
>throttle
>and in no time the dude catches and passes me like I'm standin still.
>We pull
>in the Stop & Go for some cold drinks and then return to the road.
>
>Not a mile down the road I see Mr Shivvy and a White and Blue phord Cr
>Vic
>Police Cruiser. Hmmmmmm wonder whats up????????? As I
>passed.....................you guessed it MEEP, MEEP!!!!!!!
>
>One more thing, I ask for all the attention I get from these brand-X
>and blue
>oval people. On my rear window I have a large graphic of "Calvin" on
>each side
>of the window urinating. Left side on Ford, and right side on GM. Add
>to this
>the large (V)opar on the glass, the money winner sticker from Houston
>Racway
>Park and my license plate frame"This (V)opar eats chevys..........and
>shits
>Fords..You can see why they all wanna piece of my(cheap Dodge) as I
>call
>it!!!!!!!
>
>Good hunting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Gene in Houston
>
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