Redneck Checklist

From: Jim Azeltine (jazeltine@westaff.com)
Date: Mon Apr 06 1998 - 20:41:27 EDT


Jus' thought y'all maght enjoy theeus....
 
How to Tell if a Redneck is Working at a Computer in your Office

      1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."
      2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
      3. There is a skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
      4. The password is, "bubba."
      5. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
      6. "Winders 95" has a Dale Earnhardt sticker on it.
      7. Outgoing faxes have beerstains on them.
      8. The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read too
          fast.
      9. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in
          them. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (DML relevance!)
     10. The menus all have Budweiser, Black Label, and Old Milwaukee
           options.(Editor's note: how about Boone's Farm?)
     11. Jeff Foxworthy *.wavs.
     12. The monitor is up on blocks.
     13. The seven blue tick hounds under the desk.
     14. Deer jerky in the pencil holder.
     15. The screen saver consists of pictures of Ned Beatty with
            Dueling Banjos playing in the background.
     16. The six front keys have rotted out
     17. John Deere Pocket Protectors.



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