Hi guys,
I received this from a friend of mine this morning and thought it was quite
funny, except for reference to DODGE and MOPAR of course.
I thought you guys would get a kick out of it.
>BMW Big Money Waste
>BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
>CHEVROLET Car Has Expensive Valve Rattle On Long
>Extended Trips
>DODGE Dead On Day Guarantee Expires or Drips Oil,
>Drops Grease, Everywhere
>
>EDSEL Every Day Something Else Leaks
>FORD Fast Only Rolling Downhill
>GMC Generally Mediocre Cars
>HONDA Had One, Never Did Again
>
>HYUNDAI How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
>JEEP Just Eats Every Part
>MITSUBISHI Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments,
>Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
>
>MOPAR Miscellaneous Oddball Parts, Assembled
>Ridiculously
>OLDSMOBILE Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of
>Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
>
>PINTO Put In Nickel To Operate
>PONTIAC Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities
>PORSCHE Probably Obtained Recently, Since Carowner
>Hocked Everything
>
>SAAB Swedish Automobile-Always Broken
>VW Virtually Worthless
Norah
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