Re: 1999 Prices Announced

From: W. Jack Hilton III (hemi@mindspring.com)
Date: Fri Jul 24 1998 - 17:37:56 EDT


At 05:22 PM 7/24/1998 EDT, you wrote:

>all prices are increased .1% which translates into $35 per vehicle except on
>99 Vipers and Grand Cherokees. that .1% is due to emission standards!
thanks
>Uncle Sam!!
>Eric
>

Yes , Eric -

Prices on Vipers and Grand Cherokees however will be raised by about 20%
due to men with "penis-envy" and women in their late twenties to early
thirties that insist on having an "Urban Assault Vehicle" with 4wd and
every option imaginable for survival in the deep jungles of Peru when in
actuallity , they'll be driving to the "Asphault Jungles" around malls ,
elementary school luncheons , and tanning salons . To the rest of us these
are known as "Parking Lots" .

Just thought everyone should know why we're being screwed !

hehehehehe



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