>
> sacrificial lines
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> Spank disclaimer:
> This one is kinda' long, so feel free to delete my exploits on the streets of
> Yortown and Virginia Beach... =)
>
> I went home last weekend and came back with a round-up of several
> spank stories. SPANK #1 was an Expedition spank. Picture this: Left lane,
> soccer mom, right lane, mike d. and the ramp to go on to N17. This is
> intense guys! The light changes. I knew she was gonna' put it to the floor
> cuz' a) she thought she had something b) soccer practice ends at 5
> c) paid too much for a FERD... who knows, anyway, upon the changing
> of the light, the spanking began. Off the line, all mike d., throught the
> intersection, all me, and after the royal spankage had occured, she had
> the balls to roll down her window and say something to me about my
> driving! Okay, who was gonna' cut me off? That's what I thought! =)
> SPANK #2 V6 firechicken. Yeah, this was a challenge. Actually, I
> spanked him twice. The first time, I caught him off guard and just trashed
> him. Secind time, he knew what was comin'. Some squealage, some
> rumbling, some shiftin', race over. Dak 2, them 0
> SPANK #3 Well, I got spanked. But it was by a Ram SS/T, but it was
> close! He wanted to run...bad. He saw me spank the Firechicken, so he
> said "I want a peice of that dak". Well, a few lights down the road we
> were next to each other, nd he gave it a little gas to let me know that he
> wanted some. I knew I was about ot get spanked, but it was worth a try.
> Well, I had him through the intersction (wheel spin) but he caught me and
> hit his next gear right about the same time as me. His monster torqe pulled
> me a little each gear untill OD at 70 when he was about 2 Ram-lengths
> ahead and still pulling. It was over, but I asked him if it was stock and he
> said "yep" then he was quite shocked to find out I had a 6er! HA!
> V6er's unite!
>
> thanks for readin'!
>
> - -mike d. ooV6
>
Yep, you ruined old #1's travel plans, it'll take a few shopping
sprees before she gets over it. Probably go home and kick hubbies
butt for owning a Ferd truck. No dought he deserves it!!
Keep up the good work Mike!
GS - ooV8
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