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> > > Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
> perfect
> > > courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
> > > course, perfect.
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> > > One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving
their
> > > perfect truck (a Dodge Dakota) along a winding road, when they
noticed
> > > someone at
> > > the side of the road in distress.
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> > > Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa
> Claus
> > > with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on
> the
> > > eve of
> > > Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their
> > vehicle.
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> > > Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the
> > > driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa
Claus
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> > had
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> > > accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the
survivor?
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> > > The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
> the
> > > first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no
> such
> > > thing
> > > as a perfect man.
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> > > Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
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> > > Men keep scrolling.
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> > > So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman
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> > > have been driving.This explains why there was a car accident.
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> > > By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this
> illustrates
> > > another point: women never listen either.
>
Gene in Baytown
95 Dakota SLT, RC, SB, 5.2L slushbox(stealth mods)
99 R/T, CC,(not quite broke in yet)
68 Charger R/T, 440-4
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