> From: owner-dakota-truck@buffnet4.buffnet.net
> [mailto:owner-dakota-truck@buffnet4.buffnet.net]On Behalf Of Todd Smith
> Sent: Sunday, December 13, 1998 9:07 PM
> To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
> Subject: DML: Got my V8 Dakota today!!
>
>
> Boy was I surprised when I drove this truck for the first time!!
Mmmmm.... So was I, that's why I'm on my third one.
> This has to be the biggest piece of shit I've ever drove.
Poor baby, born without taste.
> It rides
> like a damn bucking bronco.
Stop jumping on the brakes!
> It has no accleration at all.
Press the gas pedal.... The one to the right of the one you're stomping on.
> What was I
> thinkin when I bought this?
It's obvious, you wanted the best!
> Everyone says get the V8 Dakota, it rides
> like a caddy,
No it doesn't. Who wants a caddy? We want the best truck. If we wanted
caddys we would have bought one.
> one of the fastest trucks on the road today.
You are absolutely correct on this point!
> Boy what a
> bunch of bull shit.
So, you've listened to yourself speak, have you?
> I bet one of those VW Bugs could kick my ass in
> this truck. I knew I should have gotten a Ranger.
Yeah, you should have. You shouldn't drive with the big boys if you can't
handle them. Start with a training truck and work your way up to driving
the real thing.
> At least then I
> would of gotten a great ride and some accleration.
Like I said.... Step on the gas pedal, not the brake.
> I don't how I'm
> gonna get ride of this piece of shit.
One word: LESSONS!
> Let it be known by the World
> that Dakota's are nothing but shit!
You're showing your lack of knowledge and taste again. Tsk... tsk... tsk.
> If you want a real truck, buy a
> Ranger!!!!!
>
> Todd
And go backwards? No, no, no! I learned to drive on a F150 until it fell
apart from rust. Then I graduated to GM, and now I have the best. Maybe it
was too much for you to handle all at once.
Norah
current: '98 Dakota Sport black 4x4 CC V8/5.2L/Auto
current: '95 Dakota Sport white 4x4 Reg Cab V6/3.9L/5spd
RIP: '95 Dakota Sport black 4x2 CC V6/3.9L/Auto
previous: '93 Dakota blue 4x2 CC V6/3.9L/Auto
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