SInce we're sharing spanks, I got one =)
I pull up on a Toyota Lowrider, who had been weavin' and cuttin' people
off for a while. I had been biding my time untill I got next to his
punk-ass so I could show him what my 6er could do. Well, he revved it up
(4 popper) and chirped the tires, so I reved it up and smoked mine! =)
quite the smoke show if I do say so myself. "Chirp that" I said as I gave
it a little power for a good launch. Since I had just heated up my meats,
I knew wheel spin wasn't gonna be a problem. The light turns green, and
off I go. I leap through the intersection without so much as a chirp. I
get about 2 lenghts on him and pull away gradually untill I get off it at
70. I wasn't riskin' a ticket... not on THAT road. He pulls up next to me
and he went babbling about how he had all these intake mods and stuff and
how he doesn't see how I beat him. Told him it was a 6er and he about
crapped! Spanked him again after that! He didn't think I had
anything..... figured the rumblin' woulda' given it away.. oh well...
Mike D. 1, Riced out Toy 0
-mike d.
88, V6, LE, 3.55, Slush-o-matic, headers, Flowmaster, TekStyle Tonneau,
and more.
http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Pit/1133
miggitymike@juno.com
"Horn's broken, watch for finger" =)
On Sun, 27 Dec 1998 20:50:35 EST Jon Smith <jdsmith4@hotmail.com> writes:
>I've gotta throw this one in. Not a text-book spank but considering I
>
>had ~500lb of brick in the bed. . . Some woman from NJ in her white
>mitsubitchy 3000 heckles me at the red light, gunning it off the line
>
>we're window to window until 2nd she slides a little ahead of me. I
>hit
>3rd with her about 1/3 car length ahead of me, I start the come-back
>and
>get even with her when she gives up and falls in behind me ( I guess
>to
>admire the 4x4 dak sqautting in the rear that her little rice rocket
>couldn't handle to well!
>
>
>Jon Smith
>318 slush-o with custom squshy sounding front end
>
>
>was heading home from a friends and noticed an older model Accord next
>
>>to me. As I make the turn, he wants to race. So after I stick it in
>3rd,
>>he's already behind me. As we pull up to the next light, I let him
>get
>>in front of me to give him a chance.
>>
>>The light turns green, by the time I go to second, I'm already having
>
>to
>>shift lanes to go by him. Needless to say, once I got to third gear
>he
>>was many car lengths behind me.
>>
>>Dave Thede
>>'97 Sport+ Flame Red CC V8/5-spd 4x4 3.55
>>Homemade Ram Air
>>K&N FIPK clone
>>Gibson split cat-back
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>>
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