The recent Daimler-Chrysler merger means that even
more cars will be of German origin. To assist customers,
the company has produced the
following list of German motoring phrases:
Die BlinkenLeiten Tickentocken = Indicators
Pullknob und KnuckleChoppen = Bonnet
Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben = Exhaust
Das Kulink mit Schlippenundshaken = Clutch
Der Phlatt mit Bloody fukken = Puncture
Der Twatten mit Elplatz = Learner driver
Das Bagsaroomfurshagginkin = Estate car
Der Flippenflappenschitspreader = Windscreen wipers
Der Klunkenklinkenfrauleinstrappen = Seat belt
Das Buch fur Aresewipen = Highway code
Die Dippenuntdazzel Eiblinden = Headlights
Der Pedalpuschinpilloken = Cyclist
Der Fukkengratentrucken = Lorry
Der Bananwaltzen = Skid
Das Fukkennearenschitzenselfen = Near accident
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