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> From: Mark Kuzia <flyboy01@worldnet.att.net>
> To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
> Subject: Re: DML: Magnum Performance, Houston. TX.
> Date: Monday, January 04, 1999 12:31 PM
>
> I hate to put anyone down, but, I called Magnum Performance and asked a
few
> detailed questions about their throttle bodies because I wanted to buy
one.
> I got a canned answer from someone that must have been reading off of a
> sheet
i am so sorry... but his english was improving daily....:)
and they really didn't know what they were talking about. I thoght
> that the guy was just new, so I decided to buy one anyway Then I was told
it
> would take 3 to 4 months to get one!?!? I told him no thanks.
now... come on... come on... :)
let's get the story straight if we are gonna tell it...
you called and said that you needed the tbi real quick... "I'M... on the
dml!!"
so we said OK...that's like... real cool...
Ying-fack Fuew Nuygen... had JUST hired on... (bless his soul!... he tried
SO hard....)
and he NEEDED some real serious immediate hands-on OJT... (phew!... boy,
did he!?)
hence...
your tbi offered just the (perfect) opportunity for Thumbs... as we had all
affectionalely come to call him
we offered you a 1 week turn around w/dml discount... and Thumbs was gonna'
git it out just real quick for you! :-)
you said that; that (ahh... ahh... [as i remember]... that would be just
OK?!?...) had to get yo momma's credit card number and would calling back
in the morning... so we even offered you some BIG BOY perks and upgrades...
if you remember... (correctly)
Thumbs was SO happy!... 8-)
but dispite our promise to expedite... with dml discounts... you din call
back... and well, so sad... but true...
we had to let Thumbs go... 8-(
poor thumbs...
he really did try hard...
and so it goes... (went)
jam'n
ahh thumbs... we should have know better... i guess... had broke 3 pencil
leads by the time he had his employment app filed out... but... but... i
was a sucker for that pathetic smile of his... that twinkle in his eye...
maybe if he had only had a better chance...
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