Sorry in advance for the joke......but it seemed to go
with the thread.
Apologizing also to all the "good cops" on the list.
roblip
An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was
stopped by a state trooper. "You were speeding," the cop
said. "I'm going to have to give you a ticket."
"Yep." the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away
several flies.
"These flies sure are terrible," the trooper complained.
"Yep," the farmer said. "Them are circle flies."
"What's a circle fly?"
"Them flies that circle a horse's ass." answered the farmer.
"Them are circle flies."
"You wouldn't be calling me a horse's ass, would you?" the
trooper angrily asked.
"Nope, I didn't," the farmer replied. "But you just can't
fool them flies."
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