GO Ed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Always got to beat the rice rockets!!!!! I'm with you
on the windshield washer and tailgaters. Works like a charm. Either that,
or a HARD brake followed by a quick pedal to the metal in third at 70 mph.
Scares the *%$! out of them when they see the truck is actually STOPPING. I
have perfected this technique. Don't try it at home kids and make sure
there is not a car behind them too close ;-) Maybe one day my back bumper
will eat a rice rocket with that move. Just too much fun to pass up. I
know, I know I'm crazy. Later,
Ryan LeBlanc
1997, CC, 5.2L, 5spd, 4x2
http://home.earthlink.net/~rleblanc1/dakota.html
or,
http://home.earthlink.net/~rleblanc1
-----Original Message-----
From: owner-dakota-truck@buffnet4.buffnet.net
[mailto:owner-dakota-truck@buffnet4.buffnet.net]On Behalf Of Ed
Halterman
Sent: Friday, July 09, 1999 11:00 PM
To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
Subject: DML: Tailgaters and a spank tonite
Here's a sure fire way to get them off my bumper, I just hit the
windshield washers!!! Works every time!!! When you do use them, just
look in your mirror and you'll see 2 things- 1- they will back off 2-
you'll know when you succeded when they turn on their wipers, even
better when their wipers either are torn or defective in some way that
when they go around you, you look at their windshield and all you see
are smeared dirt and whatever. Yeah!!! Tonight, on my way to a
cruise nite (Jack, see what you missed!!) some ricer in a older
('87-'90ish) Camry decided to tail me in the fast lane at 80. Well, I
gave him the treatment, and he didn't like that so he came around, and
when I got a look at his car (powered by Toyota stickers, ricer exhaust,
lowered, chrome wheels) I said what the heck and locked out o/d and
paced him for awhile, that is until we hit 95 and I had enough and
floored it and I never saw him again!! Stupid punk kid!! Keep in mind I
have a '97 V-6 CC w/ auto and to me, this is a major event!! Couldn't
resist!! Lotsa fun!!!
Ed (finally won one!)
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