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>You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado
>convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
>and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive
>around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down
>quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned
>non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those
>grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then
>I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a
>God damned thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because we got the
>bombs, that's why.
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>Two words. Nuclear fucking weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they
>can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy
>cake-walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a
>lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not
>dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna
>thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have
>you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15-million times, that's
>how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John
>Cassavetes...
>and Lee Marvin
>and Sam Pekinpah
>And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas...
Somebody's seen No Cure for Cancer a few too many times....Great show!
Ryan T. Grimes
Rugby-[CMG]
Clan Mac Gaming
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