RE: emission laws and stupid crap!

From: The Man From Utopia (tmfu@home.com)
Date: Fri Jul 30 1999 - 20:16:59 EDT


> >> About 7 years ago, when the whole R-12 "issue" came about, there was an
> >> article that described the MAIN reason for the banning of R-12.
> >>
> >> Not because of the Ozone depletion, but rather to prevent some of those
> >> drug junkies from making Cocaine and/or Crack Cocaine. (R-12 is
> >> used as a
> >> coolant in the process.) How they do it...well, I'm no drug lord
> >> or junkie
> >> so I really don't care.
> other things can be used for this... I think the Patent conspiracy theory
> holds more weight...
>
> >>
> >> The environmentalists are the ones that have been giving most of the
> >> companies a hard time. So I just have a few things to say about them:
> >>
> >> (1) I wear Leather...Boots, Jackets, and Love it on my recliner
> do you know how many nahauga's gave their life for that recliner? :-)
>
> >> (2) Beef...The ONLY real meat!
> PETA has a new ad campaign where they try to link eating beef
> with decreased
> sexual prowess... if you believe that, I've got a bridge I'd like to sell
> you, too...
>
> >> (3) Don't club baby seals with wooden bats (Use aluminum...it's
> >> cheaper and more effective)
> Why club them at all, they're not that fast... just skin them alive!
>
> >> (4) Don't throw your cans into a lake...fill'em up with water
> so they'll
> >> sink to the bottom
> I prefer to throw them onto the surface and then shoot them full of holes
> until they sink... :-)
>
> >> (5) Don't like my smoking...Don't breathe
> if you don't smoke near me, then I won't fart near you....
>
> >>
> >> Later Y'all
> >>
> >> (Ducking like hell now) ;)
> >
> >Gonna piss off the environazi's you gotta do it right...
> >
> >In the words of Denis Leary.....
> >
> >
> >You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac
> El Dorado
> >convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather
> cow interior
> >and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive
> >around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down
> >quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned
> >non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking
> down those
> >grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and
> then
> >I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and
> there ain't a
> >God damned thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because
> we got the
> >bombs, that's why.
> >
> >Two words. Nuclear fucking weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany,
> Romania - they
> >can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy
> >cake-walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it
> won't make a
> >lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not
> >dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer
> we're gonna
> >thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have
> >you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15-million times,
> that's
> >how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John
> >Cassavetes...
> >and Lee Marvin
> >and Sam Pekinpah
> >And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas...
> >
> You know, you really are an asshole.... (but you're probably proud of it)

You got that right! Lock and Load!

Greg
95 DSCC v6 5spd
Rahway NJ



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