Ha ha ha!!!
----- Original Message -----
From: Bob Tom <tigers@bserv.com>
To: <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
Sent: Friday, September 17, 1999 4:03 PM
Subject: Re: DML: Why the DML sticker adds HP...
> At 08:39 AM 9/17/99 -0700, you wrote:
> > <snip>
> >Many hundreds of man-hours later we have come to the conclusion that the
> >DML sticker is a dimensional doorway (much like the Bermuda Triangle, and
> >pyramid shapes) to the dimension of "Horsepower". Once opened, this
doorway
> >can't be closed except by damaging the sticker in some fashion. The
effects
> >of the sticker are wide ranging though, and include...
> > <snip> Shaun H.
>
> Just thought that I should add to Shaun's thorough, scientific and
analytical
> findings of the DML sticker.
>
> To see T H E sticker that lowered my ETs by 2/10 sec., go the the DML home
> page,
> select DML Meet Reports, select June 16 ... Ont. Mopar Nats., and go away
> for an HOUR.
> When the report has loaded, go to row 35, column 2.
>
> Take very careful note of the colour and the positioning of the DML
sticker.
> Both are crucial to quicker reaction time, 100% traction launches and
> lowered ETs.
> Those of you with black (or dark coloured) Dakotas will have, what is
known
> in the performance world, a 'sleeper' when you put this sticker on.
>
> BTW, Jon, ...arrrrggghhh!!!... you sure you couldn't fit one more picture
> into the report?
>
> Bob, Burlington, Ontario
> '97 FR CC NSV Sport, 5.2L, 3.55 SG, auto.
>
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