Re: Why the DML sticker adds HP...

From: Bob H (torch@triplet.net)
Date: Sun Sep 19 1999 - 14:14:06 EDT


Jon,

Still waiting patiently on my sticker...silver, am I the forgotten one? You
have not cashed my check yet, please send me my sticker, thanks.

Bob Hardt
106 Riviera Road (was 69 Redwood)
Aiken, SC 29803

At 04:52 PM 9/18/99 -0400, you wrote:
>On Fri, 17 Sep 1999, Bob Tom wrote:
>
>> At 08:39 AM 9/17/99 -0700, you wrote:
>> > <snip>
>> >Many hundreds of man-hours later we have come to the conclusion that the
>> >DML sticker is a dimensional doorway (much like the Bermuda Triangle, and
>> >pyramid shapes) to the dimension of "Horsepower". Once opened, this
doorway
>> >can't be closed except by damaging the sticker in some fashion. The
effects
>> >of the sticker are wide ranging though, and include...
>> > <snip> Shaun H.
>>
>> Just thought that I should add to Shaun's thorough, scientific and
analytical
>> findings of the DML sticker.
>>
>> To see T H E sticker that lowered my ETs by 2/10 sec., go the the DML home
>> page,
>> select DML Meet Reports, select June 16 ... Ont. Mopar Nats., and go away
>> for an HOUR.
>> When the report has loaded, go to row 35, column 2.
>
>
> For those of you without multiple T3 connections, here's a direct
>link to the pic Bob mentioned:
>
>http://www.cs.fredonia.edu/~stei0302/WWW/DAKOTA/MEET/TORONTO06/jon28.jpg
>
>
> Here's another one from farther away:
>
>http://www.cs.fredonia.edu/~stei0302/WWW/DAKOTA/MEET/TORONTO06/jon27.jpg
>
>
>> Take very careful note of the colour and the positioning of the DML
sticker.
>> Both are crucial to quicker reaction time, 100% traction launches and
>> lowered ETs.
>> Those of you with black (or dark coloured) Dakotas will have, what is known
>> in the performance world, a 'sleeper' when you put this sticker on.
>>
>> BTW, Jon, ...arrrrggghhh!!!... you sure you couldn't fit one more picture
>> into the report?
>
>
> Hee hee hee! Yeah, its pretty disgusting, eh? Hey, "I just work
>here". :-) I get the pics, and put 'em up on the page. The people
>with cable modems should enjoy the report though. ;-) FYI: Just
>the initial page itself with the thumbnails is 1.5MB, and if you were
>to view all of the pics that the thumbnails link to we're talkin'
>over 15MB.
>
> Hmmmm, mebbe I should break it into smaller pages. :-)
>
> -Jon-
>
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