Well I would have posted this last night, but something was wrong with my
mail server. So here it goes. WARNING: Hit delete key now if you drive
slowly and are offended by those who drive fast!
Almost Spank #1:
Came rolling up to a light and spotted a new 99 chevy Slimmyrado z-71. I saw
a shiny exhaust tip, so I knew he had an exhaust. The light changed before
I came to a stop and I didn't think he would want to run. Unfortunately, I
still had it in 4. So I shifted to third, but no power, so I shifted to 2nd
and zoomed right past him. I slowed down, hoping a light would turn red, but
then he turned left. Next time!
Spank #2
Driving down a two laned(in each direction) road at 40mph, I spot a pair of
headlights approaching quickly in my rear view mirror. I shift down to third
and wait because I know he is going to switch lanes and try and pass me.
Sure enough, he does and I floor it. He couldn't get past my pass. door. I
had to slow down because there was traffic in my lane ahead. Damn, POS
Honda.
Spank #3
Well after that incident, I had to slow down for a Tacoma. He switched lanes
letting me pull side by side. Then the upcoming light turned red. I noticed
he did have a little V6 decal on the back. I looked over and it was a late
30's man driving. I figured he wouldn't want to run, so when the light
turned green, I slowly released the clutch. Then I noticed him dart off.
Well, the SmokyD wouldn't let me do that. I immediately floored it and had a
fender on him at redline in first. Then I shifted into second, but instead
of barking the tires, they just sounded like they lost a whole bunch of
traction. But then again the windows were up and stereo was playing. Then my
girlfriend starts freaking me out saying she saw a cop. Luckily, we were
near her house and I made a quick left turn and returned her home safely.
Long story short, I ate that Taco for dinner.
So if any of you guys have any good spank stories, please email them TO
ME(webmaster@smokindakota.com). I need them for the magazine.
Hope this put a smile on those bored fellows reading this at work,
Steven 2me
http://www.smokindakota.com
AOL IM = SmknDakTrk
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