Re:  Ping Report

From: Dester223@aol.com
Date: Tue Jan 18 2000 - 00:22:54 EST


It's not that bad children. All DC is trying to pull over us is:

"We're too insecure with our vast millions we've made off you (oh!, did you
know we mark up prices on our cars and trucks the most out of ANY american
manufacturer?")"

"do you REALLY think it costs that much to make after market parts for you
guys? come on, we only mark it up 500% pure profit"

"oh, our technicians are all occupied playing solitaire on our computers, so
if you find the problem, we'll persuade them to fix it"

"Hm, I don't see why this item should be recalled, only 4,503,403,230 people
have complained about it. we still need another billion complaints"

"oh, we didn't find any of the problems you listed wrong with your truck
while we were testing it, but we DID notice that you need an oil change,
tranny service, coolant flush, new cap and rotor, plugs, wires, air filter,
AND our special 75.99 throttle body cleaner."

"oh wait, is that a ported TB? no no, we can't clean that throttle body
unless you went back to a stock TB, that will be an additional 400 dollars
please"

It gets REALLY bad when they tell you:

"Sorry sir/madam, your card limit has just been maxed, it appears that you
haven't paid the last 80 bills we charged to your credit card, you current
balance is ONLY about
(-)20,000 thousand."
-Dester

PS.
"you think we're trying to pull a fast one over you? We don't even need to
make it fast, you're falling for the slow ones!"

<< DC knows it pings. They just can't fix it.
 Flip
 
 
 I like this idea... We need to do our own detective work, and then
 present
 it to DC...
 
 -Jeff
 99 4x4 CC 318 Pings like a mother >>



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