Pulled this off the alt.hi-po.mopars newsgroup - my apologies to ricers ;-)
> Cutting My Springs sung to "My Favorite Things".
>
> Bright bluish fog lights and big yellow stickers
> Turn up the volume my headlights will flicker
> I think I look cool from the attention I bring...
> Scraping the speed bumps from cutting my springs.
>
> Large yellow shift lights on auto transmissions,
> Speakers so loud that you'll scream in submission
> My car really flies 'cause it has this big wing...
>
> But nothing compares to me cutting my springs.
> When the bull stops, when the money talks, when Imight lose face...
> I suddenly remember what my car can't do And then I refuse to race!
>
> Day-glow orange shift knobs and whiteface temp gauges
> Low profile tires make me think I'm courageous
> Japanese characters, who knows what they mean?
> They're part of the package from cutting my springs.
>
> Coffee can mufflers and Calvin is peeing
> People around me don't like what they're seeing
> They're all just so jealous, for I am the king...
> I rule the street after cutting my springs!
> When the night falls, when the girls leave, while Iwait and wait...
> If I'm such a stud after cutting my springs Why can't I get a date?
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