Re: Ricer tune

From: Preacher (preacher@carolina.rr.com)
Date: Fri Jan 21 2000 - 20:21:49 EST


That is out-F***ing-standing ! ! ! ! !

Preacher
99 5.2L CC 4x4 SLT+
http://www.bastaards.org

----- Original Message -----
From: mrdancer <mrdancer@camalott.com>
To: 'DML' <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
Sent: Friday, January 21, 2000 7:35 PM
Subject: DML: Ricer tune

> Pulled this off the alt.hi-po.mopars newsgroup - my apologies to ricers
;-)
>
> > Cutting My Springs sung to "My Favorite Things".
> >
> > Bright bluish fog lights and big yellow stickers
> > Turn up the volume my headlights will flicker
> > I think I look cool from the attention I bring...
> > Scraping the speed bumps from cutting my springs.
> >
> > Large yellow shift lights on auto transmissions,
> > Speakers so loud that you'll scream in submission
> > My car really flies 'cause it has this big wing...
> >
> > But nothing compares to me cutting my springs.
> > When the bull stops, when the money talks, when Imight lose face...
> > I suddenly remember what my car can't do And then I refuse to race!
> >
> > Day-glow orange shift knobs and whiteface temp gauges
> > Low profile tires make me think I'm courageous
> > Japanese characters, who knows what they mean?
> > They're part of the package from cutting my springs.
> >
> > Coffee can mufflers and Calvin is peeing
> > People around me don't like what they're seeing
> > They're all just so jealous, for I am the king...
> > I rule the street after cutting my springs!
> > When the night falls, when the girls leave, while Iwait and wait...
> > If I'm such a stud after cutting my springs Why can't I get a date?
>
>



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