Re: Was Near perfect woman, NOW Perfect Woman Test

From: Preacher (preacher@carolina.rr.com)
Date: Wed Mar 22 2000 - 06:43:59 EST


I did the smart thing, I actually let her read the post before I sent
it...... she's the one that pointed out how she cringes when I am in the
kitchen...LOL

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----- Original Message -----
From: <fawcett@uism.bu.edu>
To: <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
Sent: Tuesday, March 21, 2000 11:34 PM
Subject: Re: DML: Was Near perfect woman, NOW Perfect Woman Test

> You're not well Dave. Must have been more of a bump on the noggin than
you
> thought?! ;-) My problem is I don't have any excuses for trying to add
up
> Karen's score... hehehe
> Tom
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> Subject: DML: Was Near perfect woman, NOW Perfect Woman Test
> Author: <dakota-truck@buffnet.net> at smtpout
> Date: 3/21/00 9:37 PM
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> Guess it's time for a "Perfect Woman Checklist"
>
> 1) Likes trucks (Extra points if she likes FAST trucks)
> 2) Likes guns (Extra points if she has her own guns, 1 point per weapon)
> 3) Likes dogs (Extra points if she actually allows the dog on the
> couch/chair/bed)
> 4) Can dial the pizza delivery place from memory OR
> A) Can cook OR
> B) Doesn't laugh or get ill when YOU cook
> 5) Can .... um... Will.... er... (insert favorite dirty thought here)
>
> Did I miss anything?
>
> Scoring:
> 1) 10 points + 5 points if she likes fast trucks +50 points is she
actually
> suggests mods
> 2) 10 points + 5 points per gun
> 3) 10 points + 2 per dog +2 per piece of furniture
> 4) 5 points A) 10 points B) 2 points
> 5) 25 points + 5 points per room/position/act/costume/prop/scenario
>
> My mate scored a 234 :-) WOOOHOOO ! ! ! ! (Woulda been 236 but she cringes
> when I cook !)
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