I made sure and added "Have I missed anything" afterwards cause I ain't so
smart as some of ya'll..... ;-)
Definatly extra points for having her own truck and the dog points can be
added for how many she is WILLING to own :-)
As for #5, I was going to put "Is willling to fool around IN a fast truck
with a dog in the back, while being carefull of the gun rack and the bucket
of chicken" but I figgered some folks might object to the bucket of
chicken..... ;-) So I left it up to the imagination !
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----- Original Message -----
From: <fdedip@whale-mail.com>
To: <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
Sent: Tuesday, March 21, 2000 11:45 PM
Subject: Re: DML: Was Near perfect woman, NOW Perfect Woman Test
> Now I need some clarification, Preacher.
> 1) How come no extra points for her having HER OWN truck? (especially
> a FAST truck?)
> 2) No questions there.
> 3) What's with the scoring there? 2 points per dog she likes? Or
> dog she has? What about women who don't have any dogs, but not by
> choice? Like... oh, say... me! I think I deserve extra points for
> being willing to make the supreme sacrifice of no longer spending all
> my $$ on my Dak, so I can buy a house, so I can get dogs. Oh, there
> are other reasons to become a homeowner, but they all pale in
> significance to having dogs. ;)
> 4) That's fair.
> 5) Now, that's really a test of the imagination of the man!
> Flip
>
>
> ---- Begin Original Message ----
>
>
> Guess it's time for a "Perfect Woman Checklist"
>
> 1) Likes trucks (Extra points if she likes FAST trucks)
> 2) Likes guns (Extra points if she has her own guns, 1 point per
> weapon)
> 3) Likes dogs (Extra points if she actually allows the dog on the
> couch/chair/bed)
> 4) Can dial the pizza delivery place from memory OR
> A) Can cook OR
> B) Doesn't laugh or get ill when YOU cook
> 5) Can .... um... Will.... er... (insert favorite dirty thought here)
>
> Did I miss anything?
>
> Scoring:
> 1) 10 points + 5 points if she likes fast trucks +50 points is she
> actually
> suggests mods
> 2) 10 points + 5 points per gun
> 3) 10 points + 2 per dog +2 per piece of furniture
> 4) 5 points A) 10 points B) 2 points
> 5) 25 points + 5 points per room/position/act/costume/prop/scenario
>
> My mate scored a 234 :-) WOOOHOOO ! ! ! ! (Woulda been 236 but she
> cringes
> when I cook !)
>
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