Hurry and join S.A., Speeders Anonymous. You have an illness and need
help my friend. Get into a 12 step program. Document your treatment,
such as 100 hours of driving ssslllllloooooowwwwlllyyyy behind blue hairs
and farm equipment in no passing zones. 20 hours behind a State Trooper
doing 2 mph below the speed limit on a six lane, flat, straight highway
on a sunny, clear day with no other traffic in sight. Five hours a day
in rush hour traffic, driving a stick shift, without power steering or
power brakes. Driving through 150 miles of reduced speed road
construction. Being placed in a Dakota-Viper in the White Sands Speed
Testing Area next to a turtle and not being allowed to pass the turtle
all day. Then throw yourself on the mercy of the court. Maybe the judge
will see you're trying to deal with your "disease" and cut you a break.
(Note, the previous was not meant to seriously make fun of any support
group, blue hair, farmers, farm equipment, the working class, road
workers, State Troopers or turtles [slow or otherwise]. Nor does it
necessarily represent the views of the typist or the DML.)
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