Re: Dakota vs. Hubby = Hubby loses

From: Bernd D. Ratsch (bernd@texas.net)
Date: Fri May 19 2000 - 16:18:02 EDT


Hehehehe...

He might even have to pay Child Support for "Crystal's Baby".

- Bernd

----- Original Message -----
From: <DICEMAN469@aol.com>
To: <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
Sent: Friday, May 19, 2000 2:08 PM
Subject: DML: Dakota vs. Hubby = Hubby loses

> I saw this yesterday and I got an absolute kick out of it, so I had to
pass
> this on to the list. I stayed home yesterday to work on some computer
stuff
> and had the TV on. One of those court shows was on TV (I believe it was
Mills
> Lane). There was a divorce in progress, and I payed no mind to it until I
> found out what the divorce was over...
> Apparently the wife had a GEN3 Dakota that she adored. And when I say
> "adored", I mean she loved this truck so much that she even named her
> first-born "Dakota" (I'm not joking here). She went on about all the
> aftermarket stuff she put on it and such, she even had a customized plate
> that said "Crystal's Baby".
> After a day of rain she decided to let the hubby drive the truck,
because
> she doesn't like to drive in the rain (1st mistake). It ends up that the
> husband got into an accident and totalled the Dak. This is where the hubby
> jumps in and says that she was never the same after the loss of the
Dakota.
> So he did what any screwup hubby would do and tried to acquire a loan to
> purchase a '98 Dak. When he told her that he couldn't get the loan for the
> truck, she filed for divorce the next day.
> And I thought we were obsessed??
>
> -Austin
> 1995 Dodge Dakota Vipertruck
> Viper GTS paintjob / 3.9L Powerdyne Supercharged @ 10PSI / 30# Injectors /
> 6:1 FRU / Superchips ECM / 180T-Stat / MSD 6AL / Crower 1.7RR / JBA
headers /
> Gibson 3" CatBack / 5spd / LSD 3.55 / 5" Drop / 17x8" 245/35/YR17 front -
> 17x9.5" 275/40/ZR17 rear / Premier DEH-900R head unit / Two 12" Solobarics
> ran by Kenwood PS400M / Two 8" Aura midbasses ran by Kenwood PS-300 / Two
> 6.5" Midranges ran by Kenwood KAC-626 / Four Lanzar Tweeters ran by
Kenwood
> KAC-626 / And so many, many other things!!
>



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