Re: more car jokes(kinda long)

From: Richard A Pyburn (rap777@juno.com)
Date: Fri Jun 30 2000 - 13:51:18 EDT


Mighty fine, Will!!

Richard in San Antonio

On Fri, 30 Jun 2000 10:31:10 CDT "Will Coughlin"
<willcoughlin@hotmail.com> writes:
> pinto acronyms P-I-N-T-O =
> paid inspector nicely to overlook
> put in new transmission often
> put in nickel to operate
>
> M-U-S-T-A-N-G=
> massively under sized tires and no-go
>
>
> have you out driven a ford lately?
>
> have you dusted a ford lately?
>
> mustang=mudstain/mustbang/rustang
> explorer=exploder
>
> dusk to dusk,hump to hump,
> there went the ford in the dump
>
> today's special=smoked ford!
>
> what does the GT stand for in mustang GT? glue together!
>
> here I sit,broken hearted wishing that ford would've started.But it
> didn't
> so thats a wrap,I think I'll shoot that peice of crap!
>
> ford might stand for first on race day, but somebodys gotta open the
>
> concession stands
>
> how much wood could a ford truck haul if a ford truck could haul
> wood?however much the dodge truck pulling it could tow!
>
> ashes to ashes,dust to dust,if not for ford our tools would be rust!
>
> this is dodge country and on a quiet night you can hear a ford rust.
>
> ATTN Bernd-have you driven over a ford lately?
>
> why are the new fords aerodynamic? so they'll save the dodges gas
> when
> they're pulling them.
>
> Man, it's a good thing ford doesn't make airplanes!
>
> ford must make some of the most beautiful engines in the world, I
> see people
> on the side of the road looking at them all the time!
>
> hope ya'll liked these too!
>
> Will Coughlin willcoughlin@hotmail.com
> '00 reg.cab,2wd,4.7L/hd5-spd/3.92sg(9.25")
> forest green sport plus
>
>
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